what would u do???

Ok so your eating breakfast in a restaurant and your half way done with the biggest bloody mary you've ever had, when an annoying tv crew comes in and starts to ask the patrons "What would you do?" They attacked this old couple of women that just finished their meal. I really don't know what the question was that he was asking. What I would have done if he came up to me: I would either (a) throw up the good food on him and ask him "What will you do now" or (b) grab him in the nuts and say "Put this on tv, you ass."

So what would u do?